Tuesday, 31 July 2007

Better Never than Late

Better never than late.

Haha, better not get a yellow form than be late. Well that's what happened this morning. Was woken up by dad in the morning. Went to the toilet, came back and WHAM, back to sleep I went. Actually, I sorta knew what time it was and knew that I had to wake up if not I'll be late. But then I thought of my unfinished EoM (Evaluation of Materials -PW) and I did not really want to go to school, though I would very much like to see the hilarious antics of Mr P.

Mum woke me up though. And I put on my acting mask and pretended to rush. Slipped on my top half of my uniform and my stubborn pants refused to let me zip it up. (No, it's not that my **** is too big.) Walked quickly to school and at around 7.50 I realised it'll be futile to rush towards the gate as I'll never make it. And I already had no intention of attending school that day. (*Looks around furtively* TEACHERS, I know you are out there. Watching watching... But you may not use this as proof of my tardiness!)

Got home and relaxed a bit then I suddenly realised its TUESDAY. And I have a literature presentation to prepare for tomorrow. DANG! *puts on excuse cap* Hmm. Now what excuse should I give. That'll buy me... 4 days to do it. Ha! Great! Now I just need to do my history and finish my EoM and I can relax! Woot!

Dad came home very early today and I knew it couldn't be good. Spoiled my day again. Everything was fine with mum around until he came. All he does is nag at me.

"Oi! Why you not in school? Why you always in front of the laptop? I'm going to put a timer on the router. You tell me when you need it then I on."

WTH. How can he do that? And he doesn't believe me that I do PW work at least once everyday. (Dothika - Don't laugh. I DO read a bit you ass... Grr) And he wants to check with my teacher. I wonder if the meet the parent session falling on a day which I have a tuition is a good thing or not. I mean, if I WAS there, my parents can't do anything that'll make me lose face. But if I WASN'T there, then I don't have to face the interrogation which I'm sure will come after meeting my teacher. DAMN. Tough.

Ok folks, going to have no oodles noodles and got a dad who's hell bent on being my secretary, arranging time slots for me to do work...


And beyond...

Sunday, 29 July 2007

Another Week

Another Week.

Oh how time flies. A week is gone, the weekends are here, the weekend is not here anymore. So quick! So quick! Wish I could slow things down a bit! Woot, birthday is coming. Just need to get through ANOTHER week of school before I turn 17!

Mum decided to celebrate my birthday a week earlier at Gran's cause it'll be meaningless if I celebrate it a day later next week. Oh and haha! Finally got my PS2 memory card! FINALLY! Woot! YESss, thank you SQ! I finally can save my game! My birthday cake was kinda...

"Small."

But oh well. Can't complain since I received so much $$$ *rubs fingers together* Heh heh! 96 dollars altogether! Woo, never got THAT much money before. And I've still yet to get it from my parents and other gran! Haha. BUT of course I'm going to save it. I put 70+ away in the bank and the rest I'll spend it on stuff.

It's been raining for the past five days. Nice! I actually have to use the blanket for once. Sighs, school starts tomorrow and I have to somehow live through the week again. But there's my birthday to look forward I suppose. I just finished playing Counter Strike online and DAMN, am I pissed at one of the person I was playing against. He's IGN (in game name) was "TeaBag."

UBER annoying.

For no apparent reason, he keeps insulting me.
Stuff like:" Nick, you so F___ing lame."
"Nick, you so noob. So stupid"

I mean, COME ON, what did I do to you?! I tried to be friendly with you yet you're like this to me. GOD. Some people... Geez. I was glad though, that some of them was on my side. And I managed to put a bullet through his head. Haha! Take that you stupid Teabag. Go dip yourself in the toilet bowl!

Wokay, he's not there in that server anymore. Think I'm going to play a few more rounds. Shoot more heads...


To infinity...

Thursday, 26 July 2007

Recap

Operation: Flee School

So you were updated about what I did on Tuesday. "The Great Escape." As you know, if you skipped school you have to produce something to explain to your teacher your absence correct?

1) A Parent's Letter
2) An Medical Certificate

Number one is DEFINITELY OUT. I could forge it but my handwriting's so easy to tell. So that leaves us with nuuuummbeerrr 2! Ha! I couldn't believe it, Saksballs ALSO didn't go to school. AND she ALSO didn't go for the economics test. (Ho ho, I wonder who it was who said she if she DID miss school, she'll still go for the test.) Met up with Saksballs at the polyclinic and while I was waiting for my turn, I thought up of my illness. Ahh, EUREKA! My body feels itchy. The doctor, she was a nice lady. I told her why I was here and she asked me to stand next to the bed thingy. Next, she closed the curtains around me and told me to take off my pants.

Take off my pants?! --GASPS-- The horror...

But she's the DOCTOR. So I did. I partly took off my pants then the doc did the rest. I heard her outside putting on gloves (at this point I was thinking. Is she going to stick her hand in my ass?) and applying something on the gloves. She came in and reached towards my waist. Is my butt that BAD? Do you need so much protection?! She pulled down my underwear. SHE PULLED DOWN MY UNDERWEAR. Read that thrice! SHE. The female doctor. PULLED DOWN MY UNDEWEAR. OMG. She walked to my other side and for a moment I thought she was going to check...

PHEW. Finally she was done and I could have my pants back up now. Got my prescription and went to collect the meds with Saksballs. Afterwards we planned to have lunch, but Saksballs wasn't very hungry so we decided to head over to my place instead. (To show "PROOF" that I WAS indeed in school.) On the way there though, there was a large flock of pigeon on the field of grass next to us. I had this sudden urge to run through them and I told Saksballs about it. LOL, what a sight it'll be and did she knows that. She whipped out her phone and POOF, I was running like a retard (or as Saksballs says F___tard) around the field chasing away the poor pigeons. Though I may look like some idiot to the auntie walking past but I felt sooo FREE for once! No more worries. Haven't felt that way since I was back in Australia. Nice feeling... The fat pigeons were sloooww. If I ran faster, I could've grabbed one of them then perhaps release it again shouting "For PEACE" at the same time. LOL.

So when we did reach my place, mum didn't suspect anything. (Hope she's not reading this. If you are... NOOOO I didn't mean to. There was just TOO much work to do!!) It was a funny day though.

Oh yea, I just knew that Cass is withdrawing from school. She has decided. Well if she's happy I'm happy too! As long as she's happy... Hope her family respects her decision too and understand what she's going through.



To rock this town...

Tuesday, 24 July 2007

Oops! I did it again!

Oops! I did it again!

Ha, I didn't go to school today. Well part of the reason was cause I didn't feel that I was breathing right and the other part of the reason was because I didn't feel like going to school. I don't want another "Insufficient Progress Form" which I have TWO already. Third one and you're out! I didn't tell my parents about it cause they'll reprimand me for not taking better care of myself.

So to make everything seem normal, I took the usual route to school, but altered my course halfway. I stopped underneath my block and removed my school clothes, only left the pants on. Was wearing the shirt I always had there. I stayed at the void deck for quite a while cause I was waiting for cass to get to causeway first. (she's super nice! Was willing to company me! ^^ 520!) So yea, the thing is, while I was waiting, my GOD DAMN PARENTS just walked past me and then they suddenly whipped themselves around and assaulted me with so many questions!

Eh why are you still haven't go to school yet? How come you're not in uniform? Are you planning on skipping school?!

I thought up of an excuse (was quite amazed at how fast the human mind thinks) that I am going to pass something to my friend who wasn't going to school. I'm not sure if they bought it. They just took one look at me and went on their way. I bet they were discussing whether I was going to skip school. And I bet, I'll be faced with an interrogation when I get back. Sighs. I hate my life at this point of the year.

Met up with cass at outside the library and at one point of time, I heard someone cough whose cough sounded SO much like my dad and I could've sworn my heart skipped a beat. Serious. I was turning this way and that, scouring for a good place to hide. My god, MY PARENTS SCARE ME. How many of you have parents that terrify you?! NONE right?

Well I brought my lappy here to use. Using it now and Cass's right in front of me playing my DS. (OH I just figured out how to play videos on it! YESSS) Trying to start (or rather finish) Project Work. Well I suppose I better get started. Wonder what you guys are doing in school now... Hmm.

To escape this hell.

Sunday, 22 July 2007

Still Boiling

Sunday was a nice day. Nice weather. Had a great breakfast. (Maybe too great, cause I had to go to the bathroom to crap twice in a row) Until I got back, dad started doing his stupid thing again. Going on how he's going to put the modem in his room so he can turn it off at night so I won't be able to access the net. STUPID STUPID. Wants me to write a stupid timetable for the time and hours I'm going to use the internet. STUPID STUPID.

Control control. Is that all you want?

Sighs, not going to waste my energy from typing on him. Weather was cool all around today. Perfect! Loved the cold! Went to my cousin's house in the evening to see her baby. Two days old only! My god, he (the baby) looked so tiny. So fragile. So easy to crush. Mum wanted me to carry him but I was terrified! What if I dropped him?! What if I didn't carry him properly? And he spazes out on me? Urgh, no thank you. But I touched him here and there. (Not THERE you asses!) Baby skin is so smooth! Can't wait for him to grow up a bit more THEN I'll carry him! Super uber cute!

Afterwards had dinner at Gran's as usual then went back home. Tried to do my work BUT ______ fill in the gaps please. (YES! The correct word is FAILED. Spot on! Smart you are!) So just stoning now.

Till we meet again.

Saturday, 21 July 2007

Hatred

Burning burning, I'm burning with hatred.

I hate my dad. I hate my dad I hate my dad. I hate him. Hate hate hate. All he does is complain complain complain to my mother, my sister. Doesn't he have anything else better to do? Alright, I've been using the com for three hours, so what? You think it's not possible to spend three hours doing work? You trying being me for once will ya? Get out of my friggin' life please. I know I shouldn't be saying all these, but I can't help it. He's right outside the study room looking at me. Scrutinising me closely. Wondering if I'm really doing work. I'm screaming in my head for him to get out! To get the hell away from me! Just go and leave me be...

I'm practically shaking with anger right now. So want to smash something into pieces. Oh crap here he comes. (Few minutes later) WTF? WTH WTH WTH WTH WTH WTH WTH WTH WTH WTH WTH WTH WTH WTH WTH WTH WTH WTH WTH WTH WTH WTH WTH WTH WTH. YOU BLOODY HELL THINK I'M GOING TO SCORE As AND Bs NOW ARE YOU??!

WELL NEWS FLASH FOR YOU MR DAD, YOU CAN GO FLUSH YOUR OVERSIZED HEAD DOWN THE FRIGGING TOILET BOWL FOR ALL I CARE. GO! GO AHEAD. I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR SCREWED UP IRRITATING FACE. Want to see my teacher? Go go head.

Don't F____ing talk to me! Just go far far away from me. Uh, far meaning VERY FAR. Geez. What the hell is your problem old man? I wanted to go to poly at first, you tell me go JC. Now I'm here, you tell me that I should've went to poly. Don't mess with me man. What the heck is your problem?! *Screams out loud*

Leave me alone you @#!@# face.

Friday, 20 July 2007

Alright! Friday!

TGIF!

Woots! It's a FRIIIIDDAAYYY! *Prances around* Alright! Woo! I've waited four days for this and haha, finally its friday.

School was alright. P.E was most fun! Whole class played basketball and when 0743B plays basketball its a hilarious sight to behold. Let me tell you that. Especially the girls! Ack! They have absolutely no friggin' aim! Blam! Ball hits the board. BLAM BLAM BLAM! Keeps hitting the board, NO where near the rim. Or even a SWOOSH. AIR BALL. I think the only girl who was the most engross was Kimberley. (aka For His Highest) Umm, maybe too enthusiastic. LOL! She was beating the life out of that poor poor ball from one end of the court to the other. Cracks me up whenever I think of it. Poor poor ball.

Ryan (aka Ryurial) was jumpy today. Kept blocking the girl's shot. *Wags Finger* Oh ho ho! Bully! Saksballs, *shakes head* what are you? A lamp post? What are you doing? Standing there? Run! Jump! Hustle hustle! You know you probably can't stop us from scoring! Right? We're TOO GOOD. Ha! Definitely! LOL. My bad my bad. But dang, when practically the whole class was inside the three point line, it was MADNESS. People got hit and the girls (AGAIN) was playing weirdly. *Laughs* There was some even turning around and around cause they have no idea where the ball was.

OH the funniest and most annoying thing was... There was a pile of CRAP lying just outside the court. And the ball actually BOUNCED on top of it while flying out of bounds. Everyone was like WHAT THE? But it was FUNNY! *chortles* Stank like hell though. Everytime the ball was brought up court, everyone would be going "Euuu it stinks"

Kian Liang was much TOO enthusiastic about the game though. I reckon he should've been a bit more relaxed. He too serious! Kian take it easy! The world's not over yet mate! But all hail King Kian! Won the Bullet game. Acks! I could've won! Lol. Oh well, its over! I'll beat you soon!

Celebrated Commander Atom's (aka Derrick) birthday today. He's a funny guy. That's a good thing. Haha. Man, we should have stripped him in the toilet. That's what I did in secondary school though. Lol. The cake was good! Hope my parents get me cake like that... Speaking of parents, it's my mum's birthday today. And as usual, my sis's going on about how useless I am. I hate her whenever she says that. WHAT RIGHT do you have to say that? You want to be daddy's girl, mommy's girl go ahead! Just don't frigging say I'm useless in my face. Whatever Joy whatever.

Going to have sushi later for dinner. I'm thinking it'll be awkward cause... My sis and her stupid present and I'll be empty handed and then there will be the inevitable "blame" on the son. Sighs... Wait till I get a job.

Thursday, 19 July 2007

Doesn't Understand

Doesn't Understand;

Skipped chinese and skipped its lecture. Well done nick well done!

Played ball with my friends. My god, I should've brought my PE attire. Got so soaked even my undies were wet! Acks, didn't feel comfortable at all. Everywhere I sat I left my butt print! Haha. Sweet huh.

Not in particularly good mood right now. Was alright till dad came home. I don't think he understands how JC is like. Wish he'd be in my place instead. I'm sure he'll know then. I mean COME ON. You think EVERYONE'S going to do well?! My foot! Yea right they are... Geez. He wants to take my lappy away. *Groans in protest* Next time I'll have to "rent" it from him. What the hell. WHAT THE FRIGGIN' HELL is his problem? Crap him.

AARGH! I just want to scream scream till I spit out blood! LISTEN TO ME FOR ONCE! UNDERSTAND! Frigging annoying. Shit. JUST UNDERSTAND PLEASE. Geez. Weren't you going to not care anymore? Then what's this? You're CARING. Wth. Leave me alone.

Just leave me alone.

Not A Good Day

Not A Good Day

Sighs. Lol, I did what saksballs did. I passed my parents my report slip just before they went to bed. And naturally they had something to say about it.

Mum:"What?! Now you give me! You purposely did that right? Don't want your father to know."
Nick: *stares blankly at mum*

*Shrugs* Oh well. Went to bed and got up a little bit late in the morning. I asked for my report slip and mum told me dad was reading it. This was 7 in the morning. What the heck was my dad doing reading my report slip so early? In the toilet too... My god. And as expected, he talked to me about it. In a way I always find annoying. Makes me want to shout back at him. I think its his family's trait to speak like that. He said he didn't want to bother me anymore. I guess he's not going to care much. GRR!! I just wish I could grab a few of my classmates report slip and shove it at my parents face. Come on! You can't expect me to get As and Bs already right? My god. YOU go JC then. Let's see how well YOU do.

Sighs. Skipped chinese today. Lol, can't believe teacher bought my lie. Told her I was in a floorball competition with Kian (classmate). My econs teacher also saw both of us playing floorball outside the General Office and I told her that later there was a competition. She asked if both of us are in floorball and I gave a sort of unclear yes. I hope she got it! Lol. Still wondering if I should skip econs. Heard she's going to ask questions on today's lecture. If not we'll be seeing her for extra lessons. Perhaps I wouldn't mind if she was more shapely... *Sniggers*

Wednesday, 18 July 2007

2 More Days

Alright! 2 more days to lovely Friday! Can't wait!

Got back my results slip today. Oo, found out that I passed THREE subjects. Woot! I thought only passed 2. Heh heh. Then again, it probably isn't good enough for my parents. Sad. Oh well! Let it be I suppose. It'll be alright in the end! Won't it?!

Couldn't wake up in time for PW consultation with Mr P at 7am. Team mates were spamming me with calls. Especially Valerie aka Dothika. Yea. Called me up around 6+. What the heck?! Morning call? At first I didn't hear anything, but soon I couldn't ignore the ringing. Aargh.

Solution: MUTE

Ha! Take that! Back to sleep I went! More calls came and more times I bashed the mute button. Short day today. That's a good thing! Saksballs (you know who you are) was talking about how seldom I update. HA! There I updated! Can't say anything. OH yea Saksballs, why're you so like... To me you're like too tall for a girl. WEIRD.

Friend came over to my place today. Kian Liang. Had a few games of NBA on the PS2. Won the first round but got trashed on the second. Aargh! Tried to teach him winning eleven. Hmm don't think he gets it. Oh well.

Overall a nice day! Weather's nice! Wonderful night! Don't feel like doing much. (as always)
SIGHS... Off I go now. SAD!

Prima Donna

Tuesday, 17 July 2007

Work load = Immense

OH MY F___ING GOD.

My PW group has changed our groundbreaker. And that definitely can't be good news. Really it can't! Now, we have to do our GPP, resources and everything we did in the past few months all in the span of a few days! Tell me that's not good. I know I am right. ITS NOT. =.=

Save me.

My Cousin, Jia, had her 17th birthday last Saturday. Had no idea till I got there. Hmm weird, always thought her birthday was after mine in september. Oh well! Woo 17 this year! Bleargh, just found out her brother Mr Teng Hau Wei (his name should be instead Teng Hau Fan LOL = very annoying) reads my blog. My god. EH Hauwei. You think you read my blog can blackmail me is it? Ha! You think wrong! Think again you nut!

There's no cure to my addiction. Somtimes it even leaves me frustrated. Cause I can't god damn shoot that person! No! You know, I really shouldn't be playing at all today. I mean, look. I have PW to do and I promised my teacher that I'll hand up her GP essay tomorrow. My god. Maybe I really am not cut out for JC life. What then. Drop out of school? Purposely fail my midcourse exam so I can go to poly? My parents will kill me! I can't help but feel that they don't want me to retain or something for the sole reason of not losing up to my sis. Cause if I do retain, I'll waste a year and plus another 2 years due to NS so by the time I get to uni my sister will probably be in year 2 already while I'm in year 1.

Geez, parents. Do they have to be so... So @%^&!. Grr.

Right now, I'm feelin' so freaking warm and annoyed. No PW PLS!!!! NOOOO!

Release me!

Wednesday, 11 July 2007

Obsessions, My Addiction

Obsessions, My Addiction...

A war's going around the house as I speak. Just found out that my P4 cousin Hauwei saw my sister and a guy around when he just came back from school. Knowing him, he reported this to my mum and soon, chaos followed. Sighs... Never heard my sis blew her top THIS hard before. I bet, if my parents weren't home, she'd scream Hauwei's head off. *Shakes Head*

I always feel uncomfortable when things like this happens. I guess, I'd be blamed too. For setting a bad example. Sighs... I haven't been posting due to school and my current obsession.

Counter Strike.

I didn't know it'd be so very addictive! I got hook once I started to play a few times! Lol. Especially the awp_maps. Maps for snipers. Gosh. Didn't know I had it in me too. My IGN for counter-srike was " [N]ick my Knickers! " And it was soon known! Haha! What can I say? But yea, and under the tutelage of one of my friends I found on cs, (nicknamed Woolala/Liang) I became even better. I even owned sometimes! Always felt good when people say "Nick improved already arh!" ^^ Heehee! Yes!

So it may be good that I'm starting to become a sharp-eyed sniper, but the fact that I'm so obsessed with the game has got me in a choke hold. Every time I get back from home its CS is on my mine. Wait. No! Even BEFORE I am home I'm already thinking of knifing someone already... Aargh! I'm sure its an addiction! Isn't it? Someone help...

Got back my results. One word to sum it all up: BAD

Econs: U (Ungraded)
Maths: U --- Aargh. Hate it. Out of 50 I had a measly 5 marks. =.=
GP: E --- Wasn't too bad! At least it was a pass!
MT: E --- heh heh! Pass! I'm happy already.
Hist: S (Sub-pass) --- Dang... Grr
Lit: S --- So close! Really it was.

So yea, overall I totally SUCKED. Hope my parents won't kill me. *Waves hand across* Look at everyone else! All of them did the same! You can't blame me! JC1's supposed to be like that! So please, don't take away my lappy from me.

Oh man... Cass's been skipping school! I even skipped a day with her! Monday I think. We were supposed to go to Civic's to study but instead we ended up doing nothing at all. Ha! Oh well! A break for us. We went to Sentosa together with her friend's Angela, Angela's bf and Pei Qi, during one of the weeks. We went to watch Songs of The Sea. Wasn't bad! Haha. Took some instant photos, (that was cool!) I'll put it when I have the time to scan it. Hehe.

NOW I have no intention of doing anywork. There's oral tomorrow. Man... I know I'm either going to fail or just pass. Oh well. Think I'm going to play CS now... Nick my Knickers! Watch out for that name peoples! Cause by the time you've seen my name, BLAM, you'd be dead!

Friday, 6 July 2007

Feeling Lazy

I'm in a super lazy mode these few days. Never felt like doing my work. At all. Nope not even simple ones. Sucks.

Just came back from the airport and tired. Still GP (General Paper) work to do. Maybe I'll think up of an excuse but then when the meet-the-parent-sessions come...

Sighs...

Tuesday, 3 July 2007

Sucks

School started again after a sweet five days of no lessons.

ACK

Don't like it. Got to start waking up again. And its so freakin' hot the weather is! My god! I can't get to sleep at night. I feel like I'm lying on top of a toaster. Toast Nick. Well I suppose I'm not too bad, my sister is worse. Her room's basically a sauna. My cousin, ah shan, wakes up with drenched with sweat on her back. Pray for the weather to get cooler!

School was alright. Got through most of the lessons. History was like always. Boring. At least I didn't fall asleep! It was quite fun! Lol. Thanks to my classmates. Pass the notes! Pass the notes! Maths was a killer. Couldn't fight Sleep. Plus with the weather. I was caught. Zzz I went down.

Dinner was at Bottle Tree in Yishun to celebrate my gran's b'day! Woot! 80 years old! And my great grandma was there too. She's 97 this year. Which means... SHE HAD MY GRANDMA WHEN SHE WAS 17?! Oh my !@#! god! Wew! Amazing... What power of reproduction people had back in the old days...

Dinner wasn't too bad! The vegetables was yummy! It was even sweet I think. The sauce. Mum said cause they put in lots of MSG. But even still... It was the best vege I had! Haha. After that, we went on the swings. My cousin and sis. And did Ah Shah go nuts! Crazy girl. ha! Must be all that singing that went to her head.

Overall it was a good day! Happy happy