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Inspiration

I've finally graduated from the the Supply Supervisor course in army!

Wew and what a relief that is. Can't have imagine that 8 weeks has passed that quickly. Though it was quite a pain to be slaughtered by the warrant officers in the course, I think I've taken quite a bit away from this place.

And if my bunk mate, Umar is right, then this course would be the best time of my army life.

I suppose he IS right because I've never had so much fun with so many people at one time before. There was this "satisfaction" I gainedfrom meeting and getting to know all these people from my course. It made me realise that I have actually a very small circle of friends (No, I'm not some socially shy guy.) and there's THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
many more people out there waiting for us to be friends with!

There are so many people out there to get to know that we really shouldn't be sitting on this very chair we're sitting on right now and worst of all, be in front of the computer using this stupid "substitute" method of social interaction. I mean come on! I know there are people (like you! Yes you!) who sit with their group of friends and their laptops, then when they knowingly know their buddies are right next to them, they still HAVE TO PM them when they can just turn their heads speak to them. But noooo, they are "lazy to talk lar" or "easier to type than talk mah."

We really should JUDO-CHOP these evil computers that has pervaded our lives and smash their screens in with our foreheads for good measure. We should be out there! Away from the house! Anywhere where there are people! I'm sure everyone's waiting for someone whom they can share all their stories with. There's just SO MUCH to know about people and SO MUCH to learn and SO MUCH to share.

So why are you still sitting there?




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Wew. That just had to come pouring out of my head. This perspective on life hit me all of a sudden during the middle of the day while I was having fun talking to someone in the course who I just got to know a few days back. (Gosh I feel so ashamed of myself! Seen him around for so many weeks and I never bothered to talk to him.) Haha well I feel good now that it's all out from me. Hope you don't find me too philosophical, cause that's what I think we all should be doing! Anways for all those critics out there who disagrees or hates what I'm saying or think it's LAME...




(Pause for dramatic effect)





F__K YOU.

"Whatever"

Here's a video of a cute little girl saying "whatever!" Complete with the hand motion and the eye rolling!

I'm Strong.

Would you look at that!

I was being a good grandson by mopping the house for my grandma until I happen to bend the ALLOY-STEEL-REINFORCED pole of the mop. No shit.

I. Am. STRONG.



I'm sure you can tell I'm a very hardworking cleaner. To be able to bend such a rod, (Shakes head) just amazing...

You must be impressed.

Wasn't feeling very good over the weekends, so decided to head over to a clinic to see the doc. In the end got MC till Tuesday and all of that cost me... 50 bucks!!

Oh my goodness! If I knew it was that expensive, I would've pushed for... I'm sure you know what... This week is a terrible week to be in camp. Tsk tsk. Never mind! I'm aiming to be a proud member of the Food and Service Group during our exercise! (FSG really is: Foward Support Group.) Atten B! Atten B!

Oh yea! The term for my mobile contract is nearing it's expiry which means recontract and a new phone! Woots and for this recontract, I'm eyeing the...

HTC SNAP!



Wowowowowowowowowowowowowowow.

Doesn't it scream to you Classy! Slim! Sexy! Super! Amazing! I-know-you-want-me!

Sadly, with my mobile plan, recontracting with this phone will cost a very big bomb. It's the same price as my iPod. Asking my dad to help sponsor will definitely not work since he already bought my iPod for me. Boo!! Paying for it myself is... I don't know. Should I? It'll totally bomb out my salary for the month. That's bad! Last month I didn't handle my money well. I think I expended it all.

But omgosh... Just fantasizing about it in my palms, stroking the sides, running my fingers over it's keypad and breathing onto it's screen...

Makes me want to climax...


Oh dear!!! Someone advise me! Go google about it's raving reviews. It really is a good phone for people who likes email and text a lot. Excellent qwerty keyboard.


Ahh.. ohhh... Uhhh yeaa you feel so smooth in my hands... Ohhh yeaaa.. UHh OHHH yea.
HTC SNAP.

Baby swearing? Really...

Wow, I thought babies were cute and innocent. This one actually swore.

If you turn your volume up a bit, you can hear him swearing.

National Day!

It's National Day!

HAPPY 44TH BIRTHDAY MR SINGAPORE!

Thank you for giving me endless tests and exams, thank you for putting me into a conscription army, thank you for letting me spend 2 years of my life doing something I find quite pointless, (sorry to say, but YES. That's what I think.) and thank you for the humid weather. And so I shall wish you a happy birthday.

Woots!

See even my nephew's so happy celebrating!



Nephew: "Uncle Nick ish sho fun to bwee wif!"
Nick: "You got that right boy."






Nick: "Grr, see how strong my biceps are boy. Feel the POWAAA. FEEL IT. Grr."
Nephew: (Struggling with breath) "Yesss uncle. Stwong you are"
(Note to Anson's family: Do NOT worry, I did not use much strength, and it doesn't look as painful as it is. Really. REALLY. Just ignore the look of... Erm. Discomfort.)

Muahahaha.

Ok I'm just really bored. Oh here's another random picture. It was ages ago. Bowling session with family:



Yep, that's how I begin my pace before I bowl. Gathering power from a very special and personal power source.

And to end this post about nothing, here's a video of my nephew (name's Anson. He's so handsome!) head-banging to the theme song of Thomas the Tank Engine:

Check out his expression @ 0:32 Funny!

Catching Up

Hmm, this is the first time in my 19 years of life that I celebrated my birthday without the presence of my family around. It doesn't really feel any different though. But that's because birthdays don't seem so...

Special any more?

Perhaps as a kid we were more susceptible to all the hype and excitement conjured up by our parents, "Ooo, it's going to be someone's special day soon!" and stuff like that. I always remember when I was younger, and my birthday was only just round the corner, it was all I could ever think about. I felt so... SPECIAL. Even going to school, I felt like I was the MAN ya know? DA MAN!

But... As compared to now, it just feels like any other days, except that my wallet has grown strangely heavier.

Hmm... Nice.

Well, my 19th birthday was still pretty unique though. When everyone was singing the birthday song, they called my parents and put them through the loudspeaker so they could sing for me too. (Aww how sweet!) AND, after that, we actually went on skype so they could be "present" for the cake cutting ceremony as well as the giving out of the ang baos! Woots. (Since they couldn't pass me any, I got money credited into my account! Muahahahaha.)

Oh and my sister gave me a nice "gift" as well:

( Space to be uploaded with a picture when I find it... Soon.)


Then here's a random shot of my sister enjoying life at the backyard of our house in France.




Ahh, jealous you guys must be no? I know I am.

OH YEA. On a random note, I think my grandma is trying pop the 3 Cs onto me so I would finally succumb to her relentless dissing of vegetarians and their vegetables.

The 3 Cs:

• To Convince
• To Confuse and to
  
• To Con.

Scary isn't it. An old lady trying brainwash her own grandson. Just this afternoon, while we were about to have our lunch, my grandma pointed to a dish that resembled those KFC's popcorn chicken and told me to have 'em. She insisted it was vegetarian and that's because my mum left a few items of vegetarian ingredients for her to cook for me. However this happened to be a leftover from another time when my mum fried those popcorn chicken. So my grandma "assumed" (or maybe she knew it was meat in the first place and just wanted to mess with my head) that it was vegetarian as well and then cunningly utilised the 3 Cs to put some meat in my mouth.

But of course, my keen sense of smell safeguarded my body from breaking out into rashes as I quickly consumed my food before she could dump any on my bowl.




Still... Had no idea my grandma had it in her to play mind games...





So that's how you want to play it eh Old lady?
(Cracks knuckles.)