Saturday 21 March 2009

Filing Update

Oh yea, just to continue on from the last post, I actually had my nails cut short before I filed it.

So, after I filed it, I realised that I should've not cut my nails so short cause after filing it, the tips of my fingers were hurting.

Bad.

Lol, and the edges of my fingernails were actually sore and red. Darn! Guess I was too happy filling my nails. It hurts. So yea.

DON'T CUT YOUR NAILS IF YOU'RE GONNA FILE IT.

Best Damn Thing Ever Created.

What’s the best invention of all time in my opinion?

The nail filer!

Gosh I don’t understand why it’s only for girls. They should have a nail filer for guys as well. I know there are guys out there who uses it as well. And they might be labeled as “sissy” or a “wuss” but what’s wrong with wanting to look good? Is it only permissible for the female to do it? So it’s a crime if guys do it? What, the fashion police will halt guys who file their nails and aggressively start whacking them with their riot stick?

Ha! Well whatever, I don’t really care. I use the nail filer (or whatever you call it) for a different purpose! Gosh. I’m sure most of you know that I have a skin condition, and it annoys me as HELL that I keep scratching my body whenever it itches and then I have ugly scratch marks on my body. But hey hey hey, all hail the inventor of the nail filer!

Not only does it make my nails look better, BUT it allows me to scratch away the itch AND still keep away the ugly scratch marks and scars! (Hurray for the nail filer!) Muahaha. I borrowed my sister’s nail filer just last night and couldn’t help but be amazed at it’s… It’s… AWESOMENESS and … It’s just…

Woah.

I couldn’t stop grinning as I file my nails and then purposely scratching myself in front of my sister while at the same time telling her, “Look Joy! No scratch marks!”

The nail filer = best thing on earth.

Trust me. I know now.

Thursday 19 March 2009

To France!

So finally it has been confirmed! Dad passed the interview and the whole family's going to Paris, France for 2 years. Without me of course. (Curse you NS!)

I was uninformed for most of the time until only this morning. (Joy claimed that my Dad didn't want me to know about it. HUH. What sort of Dad does that. So it was only this morning that mum told me.

SO....

They're ditching me in Singapore! They're leaving me to rot out in army while they're enjoying the food, the atmosphere the whole country. PARIS! Tsk tsk. LOL. Ok ok I'm not trying to paint a bad picture of my family or whatever but...

I'll be like a nomad. Taking turns staying at different homes. AMK grandma, YISHUN grandma, aunts and other aunts' house. Holy doly. Traversing through different family lifestyles. No more home cooked food! No more homecooked food (mum's rather.) No more playing ball with my sister! No more... All no more!

Awww so sad. SO SAD!




NOT.


Wohoo!! I can do whatever I want! No more restrictions. No more "only 4 hours a day ah!" No more "do this do that!" No more!

-Gives a contented sigh-

I think I'll go down a bottle of cough syrup and knock myself out dreaming about this... Woots!





But... But I'll miss them! S0bx. Criesxsxsxs. -Spams Emoticons-

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Tuesday 3 March 2009

Lim has the Charms.

Went out with Lim today to apply as relief teachers at various schools around the area.

Went to apply at Fuchun Sec, Fuchun Primary then we decided we were hungry and went over to the CC to have our lunch. (At KFC if you must know.) Oh and the only thing I ever have at KFC are Cheese Fries (oh yes oh yes!) and fries.

Oh and that KFC is manned by the deaf. So the only way to order things was to point at the menu which was modified. Had everything in there.

When it was my turn to order, I looked at her, looked at the menu, stabbed my fingers vigorously at the cheese fries picture, looked at her again and showed her that I wanted 2 like this:




We had to wait for our cheese fries cause they ran short of it, but when it did come...

-mutterseveryswearwordinthespanof5seconds-

Mr Yeo Heelim had double the amount of cheese on HIS bloody plate of fries than I did! AND I THINK I CAN COOK UP A HYPOTHESIS ON WHY HE GOT MORE.

Hypothesis:

Apparently, according to my superior brain, I believe that Lim had turned on the charms on the young deaf lady at the counter. He treated her with much more respect. He saw through like an X-ray and what other people saw on the outside, he saw nothing. He looked past all her imperfections and treated her as a HUMAN. Not a oh-so-you're-blind-thus-I-must-emphasise-on-hand-signals young, deaf person. Yes that is it. He still talked to her as if she wasn't deaf at all when ordering his food. And therefore, because of that, she must've felt so good about it that she awarded him with more cheese.



That's... DUMB SHIT. I was just using the universal way of speaking with each other! What's wrong with that? I don't deserve more cheese? I don't?! Asses! Call your manager out. I want to have a word with her.

But wow, lim HAS THE CHARMS. Didn't know he could turn it ON babeh!