Tuesday 29 January 2008

What an Interesting Day!

Today at school was quite a FUN day actually.

School was going quite smoothly until we had PE. But that's not to say PE was BAD or anything. In fact, quite the contrary.

Navin, JW and I decided to skip PE but still get our attendance taken. This my readers, requires cunning skill which many may not have! But still, we were caught nonetheless by the PE 'cher with muscles slapped onto his body. (You know...) I shall show you now a map:


Legend:

N: Nick (Represented by Yellow Box)
NA: Navin (Represented by Blue Box)
J: Jian Wen (Represented by Green Box)
L: Muscle Man ( Represented by Red Box)
Inverted Green 'V': Field of Vision

So fellow "ponner" Navin and I were hiding behind one of the canteen walls, waiting for the right moment to make the break. JW would go ahead first so it'll look less conspicuous. This was all done while Red Box was walking in the direction of East. Yellow and Blue Box will execute action A when Red Box walks <<<< that way. And once the rendezvous with Green Box is done, action B will be executed. Of course, this is all assumed that Red Box is continuously East without turning back!

Unfortunately, nothing went as planned. But fear not dear readers! The Three "Mustponneers" has another plan ready. On the way to the foyer, with the help of an ally, we were informed Red Box wasn't on our tails, and AHA! There came our chance. Quick as lightning, but as obvious as the pimple on your faces, we managed to get to our safe haven. The Futsal Court.

OK, even THEN, somehow, someway, muscle man still found us! We escaped to the ball court and when we heard his voice, we ran to the side of the futsal court. It's almost as if we were playing hide and seek. CHILDISH! Still, we were caught and marched back to the foyer. Well I think the worst thing was, he sort of paraded us in front of the girls who were having PE as well.

"Remember this three boys!"

WHAT?!

We were given a letter each for our parents to sign. The content itself is quite funny. Here it is:


Re: Truancy from P.E lesson (29-1-08 @ 1440 hrs)

This is to inform you that Oh Shixian Nick was intitially found hiding from me behind some canteen pillars after PE attendance check at about 1445 hrs. Subsequently, I told him to report to some PE teachers near the college gate for the lesson.

But he did not do so and was found playing with other boys at the indoor soccer court by me a short while later.

Please be informed that this is a count of misbehaviour recorded against him. Thank you

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Haha! How fun!

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