Something about Nothing

Something about Nothing

Haven't been posting much these few days because nothing has been up that's why. I'm bored. Life is boring. YOU, the person who is reading this, is boring. Your parents are boring, so are you. Oh wait, I just said that didn't I. Oh and... You're boring.

I just realised my primary six cousin got a phone from his mum. What's up with that? Pretty amazing. Nowadays, even primary school kids need phones. Wonder why. Maybe cause so they can play their little pokemon games on their mobile so they won't get caught. Yea that could be it. Sean (my cousin) kept going around asking for numbers so he could fill up his contact list. He even neglected games (which is quite incredible) just to mess around with his phone. WHY WHY WHY is it so unfair?

Jia, (my other cousin) was at my grandma's on saturday and she needed help for maths. I felt bad for not helping her. (cause I went down for ball. Sorry Jia!) I should've asked her when her maths was so I could help her as much as I could.

Sis came back from China the other day. Brought back tons of stuff as well. I got a new wallet! Phoenix Suns wallet. Not bad! Smells like leather but I don't reckon it IS leather. It's CHINA after all. (Might be made from mashed animal fats or something. Who knows.) She even brought back "Holy Water". To dispel evil spirits?

OP is tomorrow. I have YET to memorise my part, but I think I should be able to get it done soon. Just hope, pray that I won't forget it suddenly. Last day of school related stuff and I'm fffffrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Can't wait can't wait!

Ok I've nothing to blog about. I'm sorry for boring you.
Wait.
I take that back. I'm not, cause YOU are boring as well.

Here, some pics to further increase your already bored state of boredom.

"So I humped her cat. So what?!"
"I've got my cigar, I've got my muscles. Now all I need is a person to kow-tow to me.""Ahh, interesting... Hmm, very interesting! Oh so THAT'S how you say it."

Final Day

Final Day

Woo. Last day of school today and I skipped it. Oh well, nothing wrong with that right? RIGHT? It's the LAST day of school. What can they do anyway? Haw haw. *Laughs Haughtily* I gave up my last chance to practice my OP for PW and I'm sure my group will be really really mad at me. But worry not! I'll do my best on Tuesday! I'll do something about the slides and write on cue cards and try to memories my parts to the best of my abilities. I'll be like Skinner. Confident, know my stuff, speak loud and enunciate my words well and don't even need to look at the screen. Yep, I'll do ALL of that.

Or maybe not.

Gee, who am I kidding? I can't frigging do presentations! I've always been stuffing up since... Well since I was born! Ho hum. I'll just... Try. It'll be over in a couple of minutes. Just like practice. So do it once and do it well! Like my secondary school principal used to say...

Hmm, last day of school. Might or might not see my friends again. Cat, Skinner, JW and others. I say might not cause we MIGHT NOT get promoted. Bleargh. Hurts my brain, thinking of stuff like this. Wonder when we'll get back our report slip.



People! New year is coming, please clear your debts. I know I've cleared mine. So please clear yours. 43B clear yours please. Don't run away, we will HUNT you down.

So Worried

So Worried


AHHHHHHH. OP's (Oral Presentation) driving me nuts. I'm so scared. So scared!! Though exams are over, still can't feel relax yet. SHIT. I'm feeling pretty weird right now. OP's like a foreboding omen shadowing me. Drawing ever closer. I'm just so worried! I think I'm going to shiver like I'm in the North Pole when I present. Whenever I think back to the video our school showed us of the previous year OPs, I imagine myself in their position. Standing alone when the time comes for me to present my part. *shivers* Scary scary...

I can't shake that feeling away. Wish they'd give us back our report slips so I can decided to withdraw straight if I know I failed and can't promote so I wouldn't have to go through OP. This, this IMMENSE DREAD is killing me. I dread school because of practice. Sighs.

I know I should prepare my parts for the slides for the OP but I just... I don't know how to explain! I'm like dazed from what's happening around me. Woozy. Huh, where am I... What am I doing...

Sluggish.
Groggy.
Fazed.
Unclear of my direction.

Someone help me please...


...

Blabber

Blabber


Hmm I know not what to say. Well, on Friday, I just had my mother tongue mock exam in the hall and it felt like we were doing it a freezer where they keep frozen meat. It was effing cold. I didn't really bother to focus on that paper. It was after all... A MOCK exam. Had like 15 mins to sleep before the thing ended. It was hard though trying to sleep in a sitting position and with the stupid air conditioning turned down so low.

Amazingly, it started to rain heavily when we just stepped out of the hall. WHAT THE F__k?! It was already so COLD in the hall, and now it has to rain?! *Shakes Head* Nuts... Decided to go home after school and my friend wanted to play ball and so we did. AGAIN, it started to pour. But like HECK, we didn't give a damn. We just played on. It was pretty nice though. Lol. My rubbery ball got wet and I could grip it with one hand like they do in the NBA. Sweet as!

Brought back memories, playing in the rain does. I remember during secondary school, my friends and I JUST started to play ball when it started to rain super heavily. We were bummed out of course. The rain didn't let up at all for a pretty long time. Then one of my friend, (Jiv) had this BRIGHT idea of playing ball in the rain with RAINCOATS. WOW. GOD. Now, why didn't I think of that... LOL! None of my friends agreed, but I was up for it! Totally! So I borrowed his spare raincoat, and off we went with ball in hand to the court. CAN YOU IMAGINE? Two idiots in raincoats playing basketball in a storm?! HAHAHA! That was nice though. Nice memory.

Got home, had my bath and was playing my DS when my friend called to play ball tonight. Geez, I just had my bath and now, I have to bathe again... Lol, but hey, its ball, its my life, my love! Felt weird that my sister wasn't around though. Usually we go together every friday.

Isn't much to blog about these few days. I'm kind of worried about OP. I think I won't even last 2 minutes max. Bleargh and worse still, SOMEONE IN MY CLASS IS COUNTING DOWN. You know who you are. You count-downER. Are you trying to scare us?! We, or maybe just ME, am scared already! AHHHHH. HURRY HURRY, holidays scurry!


Where's my thongs?!

What A Shitty Day

What A Shitty Day

GOD DAMN. Woke up late, and it looks like I'm preparing for a hike, lugging my bag with my laptop in it around. Didn't want to go to school at first. I would've skipped school if I knew what was going to happen.

Nutty PW teacher went ballistic. Practically sprayed the class with his spittle when he shouted his frigging head off at us for wasting his time. And worse, I was the only person up front, got the full blast of it. Got worse when he decided to make us stay back a few hours more when we could've left before noon. Wonder why MOE bothered with PW. All it does is just going to spoil relations we have with out friends... Like this afternoon. Geez, I was pissed. I never got so mad with friends before. Nuh uh... Do you want me to slap your face? Seriously...

Finally when he did release us, I went to find Heelim, and we decided to go out of school to play ball with his friends. I felt so... "Unchained" then... Felt relaxed. Thanks heelim... Best mates for life.

Sighs... My life is at one of its worst point. Don't think I've ever experience what I've been going through this whole year, before. I'm terrified. I'm scared. I'm worried. I'm freaking out. Why is it happening at this point of my life? Bummer. Wish my sis was back home. Maybe it'll feel better talking to her. We haven't done that for a long time. It used to be fun. I guess one only starts to treasure something when that thing is taken from them... Then there's Cass... I don't know what to do. I DON'T KNOW I DON'T KNOW I DON'T KNOW I DON'T KNOW I DON'T KNOW I DON'T KNOW I DON'T KNOW .



Terrified, scared, worried and freaking out.

Why

Why

Got a text message from Cass just before she had to go off msn. A text which left me stunned. I mean, how could she say that... I won't put what she said up here, it's much too personal, but it was like a slap in the face I assure you. A tight slap on my face.

I guess we're pretty much falling apart now. She believes I've changed. I believe I wasn't like what I used to be when she and I just started to hit it off. But then, I mean, you can't expect one to be the same after so long right? Doesn't one behave as sweet as honey when one falls in love for the first time? Doesn't one get shrouded by love so much that one doesn't care about anything else? All that matters is just that special person? Yes, but over time, it changes. No wait let me rephrase that. How you behave towards that person changes a bit over time, but not how much you LOVE that person.

It's like married couples. I'm sure ALL of them were as sweet as the vat of honey that Pooh carries around. But over time, that sweetness just isn't that sweet any more. Do you understand? I mean, they can be sweet when they want to, but you just can't keep being like that on and on... I'm not saying their love has faded. It is there, will always be there. Just they've run out of "ingredients" to keep their love as sweet as it used to be... They will have time, where they can be sweet as before, but that's only on special occasions. I haven't met any couples who can be so loving and sweet as they were when they just met each other.

Sighs, I don't know. I'm feeling pretty bummed out now. I failed the only subject which could've gotten me promoted and now this...


Bummed out I say...
Bummer

Siblingless For 14 Days

Sibling-less For 14 Days

Wew, sis went to Ching Chong China for 14 days and we went to Changi to see her off. But before that we had dinner at Tampines, a suhshi restaurant. heh heh. It was a nice place, 0.99cents per plate of sushi. If I remembered correctly, the record number of plates of sushi we had was 24. BUT NOW, we are proud to say, "We are the family who had the MOST amount of plates of sushi in the WHOLE restuarant!" 30 plates!! YESSS. Ha! Take that! But it WAS kinda embarrassing though to have our plates stacked like skyscrapers. People were staring. Oh well! At least it was a fun dinner. We've pictures but I'm lazy to put it up. Do it next time I will.

Sent sis to the airport afterwards. Met her Vice Principal who was SO YOUNG. A female. Pretty and pretty hot. Yowza! I'll look forward to school everyday if she was OUR vice principal or principal... Look at OUR principal... Is she wearing a mushroom cap? Oops... *whispers* I'm not suppose to say anything about anyone aren't I? Lest I get sued...

WHEN my sis did finally get on the plane (we arrived too early at the airport) and we got home. The house kinda felt a bit empty already without Joy's presence. I'm NOT saying I miss her. Just you know... EMPTY. I don't mean anything else.

School's going to be pretty hectic from next week onwards. PW and MT intensive. Wew. Damn, nothing to look forward to. Not even PE. And there's no HOT teachers teaching us either. SIGHS. Oh yea, our last PE lesson was kinda fun. We played futsal. JW and clement and Navin showed skills. Lol they were awesome! Sak and Cat were being "goal posts" though. Not moving much. Heh! I felt pretty awkward handling the ball. Haven't been in touch with my soccer self since Australia. There was once I was in control of the ball and as I turned to avoid someone, somehow Cat was there right in front of me and I could not stop in time. WHAM. But thankfully, she's a tough nut. PHEW. I thought she should've hurt but luckily... Are you not a girl Cat?

I stayed over at my cousin's house the day after that. Hehe, haven't been there for long time. So all I did was played Winning Eleven all the way! I think we went like, umm, 5 hours straight playing the league? AWESOME! Go Eto'o go! Going home soon. Heard mum's not well. Maybe she misses Joy huh. Lol. Wow... Better go home quick. I DON"T WANNA GO SCHOOL!!!

Onions

Onions

Layer 1: On the outside.
Name: Nick Oh Shixian
Birthdate: 3rd August 1990, at some point of day.
Current Status: Snatched Away
Eye colour: Brown
Hair Colour: Charcoal/Black/Raven/Space Black/Whatever you want to call Black.

Layer 2: On the inside.
My heritage: Heritage? You mean, where I came from? Won't that be my mother's womb?
My fears: Not making it in life. Regretting my decisions.
My weaknesses: My lazy ass. Someone, anyone! Spank it please!
My perfect pizza: Literally?! Or is there some hidden meaning... Vegetarian pizza with BBQ sauce.

Layer 3: yesterday, today, tomorrow.
My first thought of waking up: No lessons for me today at school. Cause, I decided not to have it.
My bedtime: DAMN CURFEW. 1 AM
My most missed memories: My aussie days + Secondary School Days.

Layer 4: My pick.
Pepsi or coke: Definitely Coke. But I can't tell what's the difference though.
Macdonalds or Burger King: Mac, but only for the fries. What can I possible have? MEAT?!
Single or group dates: Both are fun!
Adidas or Nike: I dunno! Never bought any of those products. Nike? Cause it has 3 letters of my name?
Tea or Nestea: What the heck is NESTEA? Tea then.
Vanilla or Chocolate: Choconilla.
Cappucino or Coffee: Cappu

Layer 5: Do you?
Smoke: Yes. My inhaler.
Curse: Nuh uh. But I've said "CURSES!" Does that count?
Take a shower: Hell yea, if not your monitor'd be melting now.
Have a crush: Nope, its a vice like grip now.
Go to school: Unfortunately yes.
Believe in yourself: Not all the times though...
Think you’re a health freak: A bit yes. I've got a 5 secs hygiene rule when drinking from coolers.

Layer 6: In the past
Drink alcohol: Red Bull? Oh wait, red bull's not alcohol. Ok none then.
Gone to the mall: Yes, no wait, NO, malls are for sissys.
Been on stage: Yes
Dyed your hair: Naw, should I? All grey then? Maybe I'd have what you called "Nan Ren Wei" manliness, like George Clooney.

Layer 7: Have you ever..?
Played a stripping game: Ho, sure, in my dreams, and that was the age when I was having wet dreams.
Change who you were, to fit in: Nah. Why would I. Nick is the One.

Layer 8: Are you hoping to
Get married: That's a little too early isn't it.

Layer 9: In a partner
Best eye colour: Whatever! As long as it's not red.
Best hair colour: Any! Just don't want a bad hair texture. Don't want my fingers to get scratched when I run my hair through her hair.
Long or short hair: Hmm, long? Long equates as sexy ya?

Layer 10: What were you doing?
A minute ago: Still doing this quiz.
An hour ago: Thinking thoughts. Thinking, dirty thoughts. No no I meant, DirtyLESS thoughts.
A Month ago: Overcooked my brains for the crazy-ass mid course exams.
A Year ago: How would I know?! That was a year ago. Live in the present I say!

Layer 11: Finish the sentences..
I love: Life
I hate: Definitely Mondays and school, especially now.
I hide: My butt, since when have you seen my butt? Or my ding-a-ling?
I miss: MEAT. (Ha! As if!)
I need: Wings... ^-~Wings~-^

Layer 12: Tag 5 people (In No Ranking Order of Importance)
1. Sherry
2. Jesulyn
3. Kaesen
4. Gerry
5. CASS

Update huh?

Update Huh?

Finally, found time to actually sit down to update this neglected blog.

SCHOOL SUCKS. For one thing cause I didn't do well for maths so hence, therefore, because of that, SCHOOL SUCKS. I had tuition for maths. I thought maybe I might get close to a pass perhaps? But noooo, I got low low marks. Ackkk, stuff it. Maybe didn't practice enough. Good job though for the people who passed, one down, few more to go.

PE was fun. Well not quite AS fun as when we just played together as a class. Skinner was on my team and so was Adzlynn the INTERCEPTOORRR. My my, what a team. PLUS we had Clement too. So yea, even though the other team had hustly bustly (not BUST bust. But bustle bustle. Idiots.) Kimberly, STILL wasn't enough to defeat TEAM Nick. Hip hip hurray! Everyone was doing their thang you know? Sak doing most of the scoring. SQ did well too. Well done on controlling the power mate. Know the gentleness is in there somewhere! Adz woo. Sneaky little ass. POP! There she was, somehow, someway, intercepting the ball. Was quite a fun day overall.

I'm going to skip maths cause... Well... I dunno... Cause... Its sucks that's why. Don't ask me why cause I'm just going to slap your face if you do. Played ball again with KL during lunch and the free civics period. But after this, something pretty weird was happening to me. I don't know why. But I feel like I had CROTCH CRAMP. Ow... Man what a weird thing. Even it sounds weird. Say it my dirty minded readers. Say it. Crotch cramp Crotch cramp Crotch cramp Crotch cramp Crotch cramp Crotch cramp Crotch cramp Crotch cramp Crotch cramp Crotch cramp.

Crotch cramp.

Owee. Still having it now. Hurts like hell if I lift up my right leg. Played ball again at the school hall after school. It was soooo sweet! (Sweet sweet, not romantic sweet. Idiots) The sweet thing was that there was a still unspoiled, untainted net for me to swish. It was sweet as I tell you! The sound of the net as the ball goes through it without touching the rim at all is... PURE SOMA. Serious. I get high from hearing the swish of the net. It's one of the most beautiful sound I've ever heard of in my life. (Besides the moaning, groaning of pleasurable activities... *Wink) Ball lovers out there, (Ball ball, not scrotum covered balls. Idiots) you should know what I am trying to say. PURE BLISS.

Swish

Makes me wish I was back in the basketball team. Perhaps also in the inter-house games for basketball. My god, Saggi SUCKS big time, even with the basketball captain! Sorry to say, but SHOVE OVER Mr Captain, it's time for Nick to take to the helm!

Mmm, though exams are over and we really should be relaxing, one studying in JC cannot help that we aren't feeling relaxed enough. PW PW PW and MT MT MT are still coming at us, as hard as ever. Tomorrow will be CABBING ($less soon to be. Mum, your son needs compensation) to Val, no wait, I mean Dothika's house for PW. Dang Dothika, I demand refreshments! Oh, heard your sis was hot too. Maybe that'll do. LOL! (No no! I don't mean that at all!)

So I guess, this is what's been happening since the last time I posted something up. Oh yea Sherry! The quiz I'll do it in another post cause like, I wouldn't want to CRAM everything in one post. Not my thing. Sorry! But soon it'll be up. Heh heh! So that's pretty much it my friends. Till next time...


Swish, soma. Swish swish, soma soma.

Update Paused

Updated Paused


Ok I will update later even though the exams are over.

Cause I'm bored, but since I'm bored shouldn't I instead update?

But then I'm bored. So Yes I'm bored and won't update.

Makes sense doesn't it?




Zelda Is My Ass!

One More

One More

Last one! And I'm taking one whole day as a break. I mean, one day's enough to prepare lit right? RIGHT?!

Hopefully.

You know, Lit paper one was crazy. When I flipped the page of our exam papers. I practically STONED. For 15mins. I had NO idea what the hell the poem was talking about. I had NO idea what I was supposed to do for section B. I thought of like handing up an empty paper since I believed I am going to fail anyway. (Even if I DID manage to clinch a pass, I think summer test will pull my marks down to a fail.) Wowee! At least I tried. The poem part. The answers started to come when I started writing. I think that's how it goes. No idea? Write write. Just write, it'll come naturally.

Haha, history's history I must say. I'm DEAD. My SBQ's were longer than my essays. Hopefully my SBQ will pull me up to a pass!

Heard a few of my secondary school mates who are in another JC now are preparing to transfer to poly. Even got their withdrawal forms already. WOW. And the unbelievable thing was, one of them was the top students during out year. Wew. Can't take the stress they say. Was kind of surprised.

OOO can't wait can't wait for the end of mid course! It'll be a burden removed from my shoulders! I MUST enjoy myself before the results come. OH YEA. Lets list down the top 10 things one would like to enjoy before the results come!

1) Pig out with a packet of digestive cookies with a jar of nutella and a bottle of coke!
2) Get my cousin hausan over and have a PS2 marathon! Go Barcelona go!
3) Buy more 2 player games for my ps2. Especially Naruto Ultimate Ninja Heroes! YES
4) Pray that naruto shippuuden will be out much much earlier.
5) FIX my friggin' Counter Strike mouse problem. How can I possibly be pro with that junk?!
6) Play CS CS CS! I need to train! (Attar watch out!)
7) Get into shape! Cut out that flab! Jump higher! Higher HIGHER! Till I kiss the rim!
8) Get Cass back to malaysia and do fun stuff with her! *Wink*
9) Sleepover at my friends or cousin's!
10) PRAY fervently for the PASS

So peeps. Tell me YOUR top 10 things you want to do before the results are out!

My expected Grades

Econs - F
MT - A (Ha! I'll eat my shorts if I do)
Maths - I (Indecisive grade = not sure)
Lit - L (L for Luck Grade)

WOAH look at that. Wonderful grades. WOAH it spells... F-A-I-L !! OH dear! It must be a sign! From Above! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Its not a good sign. Oh no! OH no!!! PANIC! CHAOS! DIEEEEEE



We're all going to die!!

Doomed.

Doomed


I'm stuffed.