Covert Op

It's Friday today!

Yay! There are still lectures going on in school, but I can't sit in a LT for 2 hours! And that is why I've decided to head into the library. But who would know it would've turned out into such a Covert Op.

Woke up at the usual time in the morning only to find that the house was empty. Which worried me. Why?

1. I have no idea where my parents were. That's scary.
2. With no knowledge of their whereabouts, it could clash with my plans!

Being the smart intelligent me, I scoured the house for tell-tale signs of their departure. Sure enough, I figured out where they were headed.

The library.

The person who gave away the location of my parents, (where they worked so hard to keep it a secret from me! Bravo, bravo parents) was my cousin. TENG Hau Wei. Ahh thank you so much young sire! You are my eyes, my ears! But definitely not my mouth. You are my double agent! How did I find out you ask? Being the generous person that I am, I will release some intelligence.

The comics that I was reading last night, which my mum borrowed for THW, was suddenly gone this morning. With my superior brainpower, I concluded that their destination was the public library. Also, I realised that my dad was with 'em. The bag which he usually takes with him to work is still in the house. OH NO.

RED ALERT! RED ALERT! ALL UNITS TO THEIR POSITIONS! I WANT SCOUTS ON 50 METRE RADIUS FROM BASE! I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL. THIS IS NOT A DRILL! RED ALERT! SOUND THE ALARM!

It's THAT bad if my dad's with them. I even had my specs on throughout the journey from my place to the library. Woo. Staking out my place in a corner of the children's level. No chance of getting a table, came too late! Damn! (My butt's gonna get sore... AMIN HURRY!) I BET YOU, if my mum ever finds me here, it is because she actually checked every nook and cranny of the bloody place, JUST to find me here! But when she does find me, she'll say:

"You see! I told you many times already. If you ever do something bad, I will always find out. Nick... It's fate and god's will (She sighs and gives that 'I've-given-up-on-you' face) Don't try to hide anything else from me ever AGAIN."

It's not FATE. It's cause she actually SEARCHED. Aargh, wished I was telepathic and with some psychic abilities, so I'll be able to hack into my mum's brain.

Anyway, I've decided to study study study for my prelim 1! REALLY. I just hope my mum doesn't start nagging again. Cause that really kills my motiviation...




Wish I had wings...

Weird Day

Finally finished my GP prelim 1 exam! (Went to school at 7+ thinking exam starts at 8.30 when it is actually 9.30)

Ahh, the relief. I feel goooood. Actually last night I was feeling pretty anxious and moody. Oh yea! That reminded me! Mum did some something hilarious. As usual, she was nagging about me and the com and how I've changed much after playing games. What the? You're just paranoid motherrr!

So we had a stand off. She wanted me to shut down the com, but I was PISSED man. SO PISSED. AARGH! Feel my anger man! So I did not want to shut it down! And I was wondering how long she will be able to sit behind me and watch me do my stuff. Lol and so we did just that. Actually my com has already hung, but I continued pretending to do work anyway. So in the end, mum actually TURNED off the com HERSELF. (Bloody hell!) And she stole my mouse!

That's the funny thing. I would've laughed out loud if she wasn't in the house. As if that would've stopped me from playing games! (Because I have another one sitting on my desk! So futile mother so futile! Muahahaa.)

Was surfing around the net when I saw some pretty weird stuff.

Japan. Japanese the people of Japan, they sure have an appetite for weird food. I remember having an email which showed them actually devouring babies as food! Eeks. Disgusting. Not sure if that was true or not but nevertheless, it is gross. THEN, I chanced upon another article on Japanese and their weird cuisine. OK take a look at what insane dish they are having.

If you can't see it clearly, click on it to enlarge or download the picture! Its a human body that they're preparing to FEAST upon!

Nuts!

Just when you thought you'd seen enough Japanese weirdness, something like the so-called "Cannibal Banquet" comes along to shock us anew.





"Do you prefer the breast, or the thigh?"
Here's how the Cannibal Banquet works... a pinata-like "body" is carefully crafted, then stuffed with edible goodies in red sauce. More "sauce" is somehow embedded into the outside covering - "skin" as it were - of the body so that it will appear to bleed when cut into. By this time, most of us would have lost our appetites, but I digress... Anyway, the prepared body (who appears to be wearing a wedding ring! Aiee!) is wheeled into the dining room on a hospital gurney and a courteous host wielding a scalpel(OMG!) begins the operation. From the looks of it, plenty of alcoholic beverages are required to keep the patrons in the mood to chow down, cannibal style!


"Pass the scalpel... Retractor.... Fork..."

Insane! In the membrane! (LOL I love saying that. Insane in the membrane!) So.. What say you folks? Join me for a Cannibal Banquet for dinner?




Mmm, that left breast was goooood.

In Recent News

Oi Peoples!

Ni hao ma?! I'm doing... Well enough, not bad enough to say that I'm dying of cervical cancer. (What the? Did I just say CERVICAL cancer? I'm outta my mind. See what studying in a JC can do to a pure innocent soul?)

School's fine. Haven't been doing much work but I guess its alright. AHH. Prelims are coming! In a months time. Better stop playing games already! Ah yes, made a pact with one of my CS mate! Anberlin aka D.A.I aka YX! Gonna DELETE (yes delete! Better believe it! Nick's going to DELETED ) See! I've even BOLD and UNDERLINED it for you guys.

The weather's blistering hot these few days. By the time I get to school in the morning, I'm already a sweaty hog. Hate it!

*Nick dances and chants* Homm mani ohm!

Ahh hope that will make it rain! Woodlands is in dire need for water! The heat is sucking up every BIT of water in my body. I think I might even have lost a few grams of fat!

Anyway, I was talking to my friend in school today when I find out he came back to school for maths class even though he was on MC. He said he came back for lessons because he needed to pass maths in order to get into a Psychology course in Uni. And that's the basic requirements for ALL the Universities in Singapore.

I
AM
H O R R I F I E D.

Here I am, not even doing work in maths class and still believing I'll be able to get into Psychology! I BETTER START DOING WELL FOR MY MATHS! If not... I'll be doomed!

Had an Epic Battle in the shower today. Faced my most terrifying opponent ever! He was dark, strong, with keen eyes ready for battle. He was strong. He was agile.

He was a bloody cockroach.

I wasn't even aware that it was creeping up on me while I was already halfway through my shower. That sneaky bastard. Only when my super keen senses detected movement out of the corner of my eye did I see him!

"Waattttaaa!" Screamed Nick! Swinging shower head like a nun-chuck as I retreated into the furthest corner of the bathroom. I held onto the shower thingy with dear life! What if he suddenly decides to go into a battle frenzy?! I'll be dead! What if he decides to attack my DING A LONG LONG?? --GASPS-- I had no protection! I AM NAKED! (It is a bathroom isn't it? =.= ) Should he dare come any closer, I'll HOSE HIM DOWN. Who cares if the toilet gets all wet and messy?! My Precioussss is at stake here!

Tomorrow school ends at 7pm! SEVEN. Oh my lord! Cracking my head open right now trying to find the perfect excuse. Here are my options:

1. Skip whole day of school and either come up with an MC or a parents letter. Say I come up with a parents letter, WHAT am I going to say? MC! WHAT am I going to tell the doc?
2. Go to school, but leave school straight after lessons are over and THEN, think of an excuse.
3. OR just go for the bloody thing. (But its BLOODY BORING.)

Aargh! Options 1 and 2 seems good. 3's definitely out! Mannn... Someone give me an idea! I'm out of ideas! Hit me if you've a solution for me! Headache...



And Nick DOMINATES MR COCKROACH!

Salutations Earthlings!

I, O Great unbelievably Great, ONE, am in quite a good mood today. JUST today though mind you. Started of the day thinking it'll be such a drag. I had to be in school till 6PM. Had no idea how I am going to survive that.

Hoo ha! The funny thing was, it wasn't so bad!

I know, it doesn't sound right coming from me right. But hey! *Grins* PE was fun fun fun! Though it was in the hot sun sun sun! Played captains ball with some other class. One thing's for sure, it was 0743B OWNAGEEEE. (Say it like how they say it in DoTA.) It was quite intense as well. Some rough play by KL, but nonetheless we have to praise his effort.

Took a lit mock test afterwards, I feel I did my best for one of the sections! That's what got me feeling happy today! Haha. Well if the marks come back BAD, I guess I wouldn't be so affected cause I know I DID TRY.

Oh yea, was blog-hopping randomly when I came across this dude's blog. Cheeky Times. I like how he writes, except all those profanities. I realised that using Singlish phrases as you blog, will make your blog more enjoyable! No SHIT ok. Hmm, I will try to incorporate Singlish in my blog for a trial period from now on! He he.

Anyway, here's an excerpt from Cheeky Time's blog. Found it hilarious!

Twister Wussy

By Roving Reporter
May 25, 2007
Cheeky Times

After an absence of a year, Twister Wussy made yet another limp entrance to the Singapore shoreline yesterday afternoon. Like in yesteryear, apart from generating gawks and stares from onlookers, Twister Wussy was perfectly happy just twirling and swirling on its own little acres of water and minding his own business. Unlike his brother Andrew and second cousin Katrina, creating havoc and causing mass panicky across the land was clearly not on his agenda. Heck, forget even about swirling cows and rampages across town, Twister Wussy has his plate full just rotating himself.

His passive demeanor was so startling among his family of tornados and hurricanes that one Mr Soh was overheard complaining to his friends that “this tornado got no balls sia”. American tourist Mike Wallance labelled Twister Wussy as the most pathetic hurricane he has ever witnessed in his life, “what a wimp!”, he added for good measure. And after what seemed like a brief 5 minutes or so since its appearance, Twister Wussy spiralled and dissipated into oblivion with no harm or damages done to the city state, an act that surely justified his name.

Tourists Melanie and her son’s reactions to Twister Wussy appearance

Update: The Meteorological Services, in a statement, said Twister Wussy is actually a waterspout. Chey.

It's been long

Greetings.

I know it's been long. Realised that there wasn't much to blog about recently. Everything has been the same. Same problems same situation. I'm stagnant. THIS blog is stagnant.

Thing's have changed. It's not like they used to be any more.

"Home is where the heart is." That's what they always say anyway. Well, that's not how it is any more for me. I can't believe it, but it is ACTUALLY depressing for me to go home. I actually feel... How do you explain. I feel "burdened," as if with some invisible weight. And I can't help but keep sighing! SIGHS! Like NOW.

I wish I never had chosen to go to a JC. (You must be thinking "Nick, SHAPE UP, you've chosen this path so get on with it. Don't be a complaining TWIT") I KNOW I KNOW. BUT SHUT UP. This is a frigging blog, I can say what I like!

HUMPH

Got a looooong talk by mum again last night. Said, though they're not going to pressure me to get into a Uni anymore, they still want me to at least try my best for the paper, if not, should I ever go to Poly, I got to pay for my own expenses. The annoying thing is, she keeps bringing up my PAY.

"You think the money you got from work will be ENOUGH to last you even a month?"

I KNOW I KNOW. Stop bringin' that thing up! Grr... I thought about running away from home. Then again, how long will I survive? What am I going to do about school? Should I even still GO to school? Will I be able to hide from the police and parents?

I think about that lots of times. Always wondered if it'll work. Heard one of my mum's friend actually ran away from home for SIX years. FREAK. How'd she manage to last that long?

================== *Grabs hair and pulls. HARD*=====================

ENOUGH! It's so depressing talking about this.

I'm looking forward to this SUNDAY! A cycling expedition with my cousins! How awesome. Only with them do I feel so carefree... So relaxed... So... At ease. Worry free... How wonderful if everyday was like that. But that'll be wistful thinking... What a bum.

Alright peeps, I'm going to go gloat and glum now. That's my new hobby!




Gloat and Glum.