Delays

Delays Delays Delays.


Ahh well.

Almost got into a pretty feisty argument with my dad yesterday. As you can pretty much deduce, it was about internet usage and what crap. Trivial matters. At least to me. And like now, whenever I'm in the study using my laptop, HE'LL come in and use HIS laptop as well.

How nice. ( __|__ )

I know what to do already! Leave me be! Leave me be I say!

Sighs, never mind. Lets move on to happier stuff shall we.

I was surfing around on Youtube when I chanced upon a band called "Flight of The Conchords." I listened to ONE of their music and I was hooked! They're not technically a "band" though. But they make great music! Especially their lyrics. They're from a TV series on HBO which is also called Flight of The Conchords. The two main singers are Bret (which is pronounced as "Brit" as in "Britney") and Jemaine. Both of them are amazingly funny!

So I've included one of their songs here. This one's "Frodo, Don't Wear the Ring" which I suppose is a parody to LotR.

HAHA. The rapping part OWNS.

Then there is this one which is funny as hell. "A Kiss is not a Contract"


A kiss is not a contract
But it's very nice
Mmmmm, very nice
Just because you've been exploring my
mouth
Doesn't mean you get to take an
expedition further south
No.
A kiss is not a contract,
But it's very nice,
It's very, very nice,
Just because we've been playing tonsil
hockey
Doesn't mean you get to score the goal
that's in my jockey
Just because I'm in a two man
novelty band
Doesn't mean it's all about
poontang.
I can't go around loving everyone
I just wouldn't get anything done
You can take me out to dinner that
might be quite nice
you could buy me a burrito and some beans
and rice
but that won't get you into pants
paradise
They call it a fly because it takes
you up to heaven oh oh
A kiss is not a contract but it's very
nice. It's very very nice.
I'm only one man, baby, pretty baby
We're only two men, ladies
Babies. Pretty babies.


ROFL. SUPER! Search for other titles like "If You're Into It" and "She's so hot - BOOM". You'll never regret this!


Then here's a random picture of my cousin sleeping.

Look at how as if he was "squashed" by a large invisible hand.







So yea, I guess this is about it. Don't really know what to blog about. But do listen to FotC!




FotC FTW!