Farking Hell

I really have to start doing something about this.

The Chinese lady tenant in this house is being an internet HOG:

HOPELESSLY - OBVIOUSLY- a - GUNDU.

I really want to get out of this chair, tear down her door, kick her in the guts and then start straddling her. CORRECTION: Start beating her brains, then line all her fingers up and start stomping them with my army boots on so she'll never be able to hit a single key on her keyboard. Say goodbye to your stupid chinese video streams or whatever crap you are doing in that room of yours. (WTF? Straddle her? My guinea pig's visually more appealing than her!)

I can't stand it!! I know that she's footing for half the bills and my dad the other half, but what gives her the rights to HOG all the bandwidth? Leaving me with a measly connection.

• Youtube takes forever to load.
• Some sites won't even LOAD.
• Even navigating to sites on the iTOUCH sucks because of her.
• AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, SHE HAS DESTROYED MY GAMING PARADISE.

O-M-F-G.

I'm getting 1000+ ping from this. I bet even people from Krungthep Maha Nakorn Amorn Ratanakosindra Mahindrayudhya, Mahadilokpop Noparatana Rajthani Burirom Udom Rajnivet Mahastan Amorn Pimarn Avatarn Satit Sakkatuttiya Vishnukarm Prasit, (Which is a place in Thailand) don't get this kind of shitty latency.

WHAT'S UP WITH THIS.

I wanna lodge a complaint to the Chinese Embassy.

(Clears throat loudly and coughs up a phlegm or two.)
"YOUR citizen has invaded my personal virtual space. I believe I am entitled to the right of my own personal space and freedom, however, ever since on the 12th of July 2009, YOUR citizen of name: Choo Ching Chong (yes this is made up, but I'd wish her name's like that) decided that it was CONVENIENT to start invading my virtual space and start inviting massive multiple streams originating from your country I believe. Yes she IS entitled to whatever she wishes to do on her computer since she is footing half the bill, but no one shares a piece of gum even if they paid for half of it! (Uhh, I hope that makes sense.)

I hope you will take what I've said into consideration and hopefully you will show up in my apartment with a Cease and Desist Warrant for her. That would be ideal. Thank you."




Ching chong choo please shoo!

Here I Am!

Salutations all my meat eating friends. I am sincerely not apologetic for not being able to post things so far. Actually if you think about it, I do not have any exciting progammes in my life. My life is as flat as Pamela Anderson with her silicon implants removed and her chest lipo-sucked away. How exciting can army get? Even the word ARMY really means something boring. ANOTHER-REALLY-MONOTONOUS-YEAR.

So for these two years don't expect me to post anything exciting unless you decide to hand me a million dollars and tell me you're a god sent medical officer who's liberal enough (by the standard of all the 'chao keng-ers') to dish out MCs whenever anyone deems themselves fit for it. (5 days. I only ask for 5 days! That's 5 out of the 7 days we have in a week. Perfectly reasonable.) So if you're not, go eat some sun screen or something...

Haw haw haw!

With my parents gone, there actually isn't any MORE freedom. Contrary to what everyone's been thinking. Army's the only restraint to TOTAL freedom that I could have. When I book out I really only have 2 whole days to myself. Come Sunday afternoon around 5pm, I've to start busying myself wit army related activities such as uploading the weekly reflection (which I've taken up to become a fully fledge Singaporean and use this outlet rightfully given to me to lodge complaints after complaints) and packing my items for the week.

I miss my family. The moments all unnoticed scraps, now suddenly priceless. As the saying goes, "You'll only treasure what you have until it is gone." True true. But adjusting to a lifestyle without my parents wasn't very difficult actually. Being away in camp helped me adjust in a way. That's the only good thing about it I suppose. Aww all the talk about my family and me being stuck in army has made me SAD. LOL. when Nick is sad, Nick wants to flatten and level things. so watch out all you busty girls out there. I'll be ready with my mallet and vacuum cleaner. (Vacuum cleaner = improvised liposuction machine thingum)


With a WHAM and a BAM, I'll level your mountainous chest!

Gone... At last?

My family are finally out of my life.

And I don't know what to make of it. Should I be jumping in joy? Pumping my fists, showing people my freedom pose? Or should I be drowning in my sorrow, that there will be no more laundy-free days from tomorrow...?

Mixed feelings.

Yep, but like always, it'll take some time before the real emotions start sinking in and then hitting me right in the face one day. Before you know it, my pillow will be wet with tears. Oh boo hoo hoo Nick Oh. Boo hoo hoo.

Tons of people turned up! With half of the group belonging to my sister and her friends with HALF of that group made up of guys. Wow. My siSTAR sure is popular. Oh, wish I could upload the video I went around taking at the airport. It was pretty drama rama. Few of my Aunts were shedding tears and trying to dodge the camera. Cousin Si Jia was the only one working her tear ducts hard there. Aww, Joy meant something special to you! Lol.

When it was time to go, my family went around hugging everyone else, and so did I. (Why did I have to hug people? Good question. Well it was a good chance to collect some free hugs. So why not huh?) Again Aunts started crying and stuff. Especially my mum and siSTAR. Oh I did give my mum a hug before she left though. I'll upload some pics when I get it all organised. I gave my dad a manly handshake and felt kind of sad that I didn't get the chance to hug my sister. Oh well...


Well they're off. They're off! What can I do. I'm sure I can hold my own without them around! I should anyways.

Alrights, I'm off to battle bugs, beetles, flies, lizards, roaches and even more beetles in my new home.


ONWARDS!