Tuesday, 7 April 2009

Our Phone Lines are Closed.

Dear readers,

The Oh Family Estate phone lines are closed from 0000 onwards. This is due to the new regulations that has been imposed in the family. It is because of the installation of the new Mio TV that our phone lines are now connected to our wireless network, thus, if the router is to be turned off, our phone lines will be disengaged. In addition, with the WOTH (woman of the house) paranoia kicking in, she will remove the power cord of the router every night at midnight.

Thus, our phone lines will be closed at 0000.

For emergency, please dial: 999.
For any other matters, please dial: 1800-YOUTHINK-I-GIVEASHIT

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