Chinese New Year '09!

So tomorrow is the eve of Chinese New Year!

Woots, and I'm pretty sure I'm gonna rake in more $ than last year that's for sure.

WHY?!

Because since the last new year, there has been 2 marriages within the family already. SO YEA. HAHA.

The more marriages happening = the more money that'll be appearing in my pocket.

Y(^-^)Y It's a smilie with the TWIST, if you don't get it.

True true.

It's been like almost a month and a half since I was done with my previous job and since then, I've been wasting a lot of time at home. Been job-hunting of course, but that's an expensive HOBBY man. I had to top up my ez card with 20 bucks in just 2 weeks. That's insane and I can't even get a concession. BLARDDYYYY HELLL BOY.

Oh yea, I realised how much I've NOT grown since secondary school. Not even half a centimetre!

165cm 165cm 165cm 165cm 165cm 165cm 165cm 165cm 165cm 165cm 165cm 165cm 165cm 165cm 165cm 165cm 165cm 165cm 165cm 165cm 165cm 165cm 165cm 165cm 165cm 165cm

That's not really flattering for a guy. (Right ladies?! You dream boy would be at 180+ HUH.) Well GALS, listen up, I don't care and I don't give a F__K to your dreams. If your dreams were of a tangible matter, I would crunch it up, stab it a million times with a fork, put it between my ass and fart on it, then torch it, and finally stuff it down your chest and give it a good pat.

YEA that's what I'll do. 165 cm FTW!!!

But hey... IF, I said IF, I WAS taller... Gosh that'd be so fun.

I would be able to tap my card on the bus just by facing my butt to the machine! Maybe with a tiny hop. YEA!! How cool would that look!

Gets onto bus.
Turns around and butt-taps the machine.
BEEP!
Smirks at the height disadvantaged people around.
"Bet you couldn't do that!"
Stands next to a little dude.
Leans down and whispers, "How's the air down there?"

HAHAHAAAaaa. Haha. Ha... Sighs... 165...

Doesn't matter! Oh one last thing! My wonderful wardrobe has grown to include an extra pair of jeans! Here's what's in it:

Shirts: 8 T-shirts.
Long pants: 2 pairs of jeans + 1 regular long pants.
Short pants: 2 pairs.



1 0WN ¥0µ 4££ N00B$.

Working Out.

Woots.

Finally stopped procrastinating and took action. Went over to Yishun stadium with classmate Cat to do some ruuunnnniiiiinnngggg!

Let me tell you! Ever since I graduated from school, I have not exercise since 2008. (Besides the basketball games.) And running about 6 rounds around the track actually hurts. My joints felt stiff, muscles were aching. The usual 4 rounds which was quite simple to get through got me panting like nuts.

Then Cat, (what Cat? Which Cat? That Cat! -- Haha sounds fun to say it like that.) had to be an Auntie and walked around the track. LOL. Ok ok you ran a few... 1 is it?JK!

Heard about Drama Stretches from her afterward when we cooled down. (HUH. You have to stretch for drama?! DRAMA LAMAA) Sounds pretty tough. Maybe I'll list down instructions on how to do it and you can try it for yourself when I ask her again.

So yea, I WANT TO GET INTO SHAPE MAN. I wanna flex those PECS in the mirror! And see the warm sunlight wash upon my manly chest and abdomen. And I shall soak in the MAJESTIC sight of my mascular BODEYYYYY.

Soon soon! I do secret exercises when my parents are away and sneak in a couple more when they're not near me... Shhh...

Great Grandma

Went over to a caring home for the elderly yesterday night to visit my great grandma.

What can I say, the whole place looks pretty desolate. I don't see too much happy faces. Then again, these old people probably aren't too happy being there. I mean, if you have family to take care of you, why do you need to be at a caring home right?

Heard from my mum that when GG was first brought over to the home, she didn't fare too well and was seemed really reluctant to be brought to a home. After that, her condition worsened and had to be brought back to the hospital again to stabilise her condition.

I'm pretty sure she can hear what is being said around her. I don't get it. When we go see her. Everyone acts as if she is unable to hear her. Uncles and Aunts all speak in soft voices when they discuss about what to do with her. Actually, right now, she's fine enough to be brought back home, except that she probably needs more attention and care. BUT, despite the numerous children and grandchildren and nephews and nieces that she has, there doesn't seem to be ANYONE who wants to take the initiative to take up that responsibility. And it's not as if they CANNOT. I've been to their place before! Every year! They're all more than financially capable of taking care of her. Maybe they don't have the time? Perhaps, but with THAT many (I count at least 50?) children/grandchildren/nieces/nephews not even ONE can look after her?

Tsk tsk.

OK, you might say that I might be talking too much and why doesn't MY family take care of her. We will! When we move to Yishun in March, I'm sure if the circumstances are right, and Dad has earns some expenses from renting out rooms, we will definitely look after her. Yea we will.

It's just pretty sad to see an old lady of 102 years old, (Yes! ONE-HUNDRED-TWO!) lying in a bed the whole time in a caring home and not a home of her own, surrounded by loved ones. And this lady has left a family that spans FIVE generations. That's ONE BIG FAMILY I assure you. I bet YOUR family tree isn't as long as mine! Show it to me if you do. And I'll... I'll pierce a ring in my ding-a-ling-ling!

So yea, I really really hope that Great Grandma gets well soon! It'll be great just to see her up and walking again with that wrinkly smile on her face!



Force be with you Great Grandma.