AFK

Ahh I've been away for long. My bad!

Haha, that's cause there hasn't been much happening in my life. All the same. I mean there ARE some improvements. Studies in particular.

It's not exactly a big change, but still it's a small step for me before I start taking BIGGER steps. Results are out. Not much difference actually when you compare it with Block Test. Passed GP and managed an S grade for Literature. Haha! Finally! Slowly slowly. (But parents and everyone else is HURRY HURRY.) I know I know. A levels are like 2 and half months away, (89 days from this day to be exact) but I'm trying!

Don't think I will be posting much more until the end of the year. That's sad! I'm running out of juice to write interesting posts anyways... Haha, A level takes precedence of course.

Family life is OK. The parent teacher meeting last Friday wasn't too bad. Was kinda worried about my attendance. (100/113 "Where've you been the past 13 days Nick?! Thought you told me you only skipped once or twice?") Haha! Phew, thank god they didn't focus too much on it. Overall it was OK. PTM came and past and they didn't say much about my results. I just heard from mum that Dad has blamed her for letting me play even an hour plus a day. (WTH? Hey that's a HUGE cut from what I usually play. Leave it!) Hmm, but I've come to an agreement with mum that I'll only play an hour and a half each day. That's pretty fine with me! Haha. Should be sufficient. It's like taking nicotine patches to slowly curb my addiction.

Ooo my birthday's coming! 3rd 3rd 3rd 3rd 3rd 3rd 3rd 3rd 3rd 3rd 3rd 3rd 3rd 3rd 3rd 3rd 3rd 3rd 3rd 3rd 3rd !! I like the date my birthday falls on. Easy to remember. 3rd of August. Hehe! Nice! School's going to ruin it all of course. So much work to do. History term ASSignment (Ahh! DIE.) Econs essays, lit files and poetry comparison. My wonderful weekend is GONE. Tsk. Was looking forward to a day of gaming with my clan without fear that my parents will come and nagg. Aye.

Well, that's all I've to say for now, boring I know, (leave with it) but just hang on till after my A levels! Nick Oh will be back.




Just you wait!

Nick angry, Nick want smash!

AAARGGGHH!

I wanna scream! I wanna jump outta the window like the guys who jumps out the window after seeing Penelope in Penelope! I wanna SCREAM. I wanna BREATHE FIRE.

I wanna fill my head with NOISY and ANGRY music.

Why can't I be allowed to make my own decisions? Why can't I decide what I should do or shouldn't do?

Why?

Got so pissed off just now when mum started nagging about me playing games. And Dad made it worse. Why does he ALWAYS have to POP out at the wrong time, and make crude remarks about me. Don't see him answering me when I talk to him about something. Always ignoring me.

It's F__ked up. This family is.

Addicted you say? Yes, but that was in the past! Have I not cut down IMMENSELY for my gaming hours? Yes! SO?! Don't keep bugging me! I will stop once I'm satisfied! And worry not, it'll only be an hour plus! 2 hours max? At least its not as bad as last time! I WILL do my work! I WILL study when I need to. PLEASE, let me be. You're killing me.




Let me be freeeeeeeeee~

Fun Fun

Woo!

Didn't go to school today. Had a terrible case of diarrhoea in the morning. It was terrible! I was feeling OK while I was walking, but halfway, ZOMG, I can't describe the feeling. It's as if the crap in me was shifting around, wanting to EJACULATE outta my butt! (Hee haw haw! "Ejaculate" and not "burst".)

I managed to fight off the feeling for a bit. Then went to meet my CS Clan member, Apple.Pie aka R3bel aka Geoffrey the perv. Headed over to Marsiling MRT to take a train down to Orchard to meet Geoff but, DANG, shat attack!

ZOMG, I had to tap out at the gantry just to go use the toilet! I couldn't take it. I nearly shat in my pants! (Shat: The past tense of Shit, which is the present tense of crap. So I shat my pants is saying I shit my pants, which means I crapped my pants, which means I took a poop in my pants, which means I dumped a lump. Source: Urbandictionary.com)

Rushed to the toilet that 2 out of 3 of the cubicles was taken, which left the one that had no toilet seat. A squatter! Knowing I had to get my terrible toxic waste outta my system, I hopped in.

In the 18 years of my life. I've tried to avoid using this kind of cubicle for squatters. Only used it once in my entire life, and now I've to face it again. You know, I had no idea how to actually shit in one properly. I had so much trouble the other time.

SO FINALLY. I got the hang out! Gah, what skill it requires! Ability to withstand the weight of your body, and the ability to not get your pants stained. The worst thing about squat shitting, is that you can actually see your CRAP come plopping down. It's so funky!



And this post will abruptly end here cause I'm not really in the mood to type. BLEAH




Restless

I'm BAAAACK.

Greetings, sexy guys and girls of all ages. (Woah ho ho there little 5 year old girl... Wooowee!)

I can't believe I haven't posted anything for a MONTH. Haven't been away for that looooong. You must've missed me


TTTTTTTTTTHHHHHAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

much huh.

I know I know! There there, there's no need for tears or hugs (though it's very nice of you!) Papa Nick's back in action! Waattaaa! Fear no boredom, for I am here! Muahaha, I sound O-So-Powerful! Woo. Been preparing for my prelims the whole month, hence the large gap between posts.




Ok...



I. Sense. Disbelief. And you're absolutely right! Lol. Dang, you know me TOO well guys. I'm so touched. Really I am. Haha only started preparing like, what, a day or two before the exams? Lemme tell you, the START and END of my prelims ended horribly horribly horrible! Started with history and ended with history, that's why. Could not remember a hairball of anything. Bleah. Oh well, at least the torture of my fragile mind has ended. Happy happy stuff we shall talk about!

Couldn't believe my ears when I heard that there was school after exams. (WTF?! Where was the break I deserved from squeezing my brain juices out and slurping it back in?! WHERE.) Gah, and here I am, back in school, and it's like... Having no school? No lecture in the morning, not even a proper GP tutorial, then 2 long hours of break, ASSEMBLY doing nothing, one lesson of maths and probably doing nothing for literature as well.

8 hours of school, and only one hour of proper lesson? *scoffs*

No wonder there was only 9 of us today in school. (out of a total of 180) That's HALF of us gone! Ahhh! I don't feel like coming tomorrow. But dang, getting an MC is so troublesome... Oh yea! I think there's some sort of a love thingy going on between the 2 young teachers in front of me during morning assembly. I shall take pictures of them in report back here for YOU GUYS.

Crap, I feel so empty. It's time to go now. LOONG POINTLESS HOURS in front of me.





Force be with you.