Startling unexplained object found in "magical" red pail

Startling unexplained object found in "magical" red pail.
Randuhm Neus

A shiny metal food shredder was found in a red pail by Nick Oh, a teen just turned adult, only just after a recent discovery of a red fish in the exact same pail this morning.

"I was taking my usual morning shower when I saw it," said Nick, "at first I thought my grandma left it in there wanting me to scrub my body with this instead of those usual scrub thingies cause you know, I've got skin problem and it makes my skin dry and flaky sometimes, but I realized that she uses the same one to shred her carrots or whatever so I didn't use it though it looked quite new. Maybe if she got me a new one I would."


The sudden appearance of a random object found in this mysterious red pail.


What is startling is not that Mr Oh intended to use the shredder as a substitute for a scrub, but the fact that 2 random objects, one living and another non-living, had appeared out of nowhere an into the pail.

Such a mysterious and perhaps magical object such as this red pail could only be heard in children's tales and in movies. Doraemon had a belly pocket with unlimited storage space (wow, no need to rent warehouses for storage any more, just rent Doraemon), and the Chinese children's tale of "巨宝碰" is about a magical pot that duplicated any item thrown into it.

Ongoing Investigations

Could this ordinary looking household pail be a manifestation of such legendary objects? There is no doubt that Mr Oh has not yet realised that he is in possession of a coveted treasure.

Authorities have removed the Red Pail (more of fear that the founder would harm himself) to an underground research facility at Jurong Island and investigations on the mysterious Red Pail has commenced. According to one of the researchers, the pail could be an "alien transportation vessel disguised as a simple household pail."

On whether there has been any further developments following the investigations, head researcher of Jurong Island Dr. Dray Mon-Stuhbeets explains, "I apologize as this is classified state project. All I can tell you for certain is that this amazing vessel, possibly extra-terrestrial in nature, has the ability to hold a large quantity of water. It's makers, I would hazard a guess, 'Toyogo' has done an impeccable job on it. It's material is very durable, and created in a round circular shape. Who doesn't like round things? That is all I have to comment thank you."

Randuhm Neus has been unable to get hold of any information for the moment as Jurong Island has been closed off to the public and it's staff were not permitted to disclose any information of this ever mysterious pail. "A press conference will be arranged in due time to answer the public's curiosity." informs a spokesperson for the research group amid outcries from the general public for transparency of the investigations. Results of the investigations are pending further development and no compensation seems to have been made to Mr Oh other than a new bath scrub that arrived in his mail that afternoon.