Boredom Kills.

"Blue da ba" dee plays in the background.

Dances to the beat with freaky movements.

"I'm blue da ba dee da ba die"

Fridays are supposed to be fun days. And should be especially so since my parents and sister are out. But it's NOT. I'm so bored so bored that I... I... Maybe I SHOULD WATCH PORN or something.

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OMG lar! How'd that grow so MASSIVE. Eee it has a tiny shade of green. Seriously, never thought it could grow so large! How do they get it to be that size!? Gosh wonder what's the secret. I could use it. (Err, really?)

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It's a... BANANA LA LA LA!

OK. I am just bored.