Urgh, can't really stand my appointment in the army. Yes I am blur, and can't pay attention to every thing that is required of me, but you don't have to deliberately have everyone telling me that I'm not doing very well in a roundabout manner! Everyday I face the prospect of having to hear small negative comments (they do it in a sarcastic way yet not showing that they are being unfriendly) of me not living up to the expectations of my job. Gosh even the toughest rock will be worn out by the constant rain won't it? God, I'm so drained constantly trying to smile and laugh it off.



I miss my non-army friends! (No no! Don't get the wrong idea, I don't categorise my friends.) And my family too! Heelim hurry back!



So far Tiawan has been pretty enjoyable. sitting in the humvee cruising the streets of Taiwan to send ration has been very eye-opening. It looks very similar to JB and KL though. I've been hearing stories of stalls in Tainan that sells this sort of weird looking and tasting food called "Bing Lang" (correct me if I'm wrong.) Apparently these stores are very famous and popular because of their unorthodox, yet effective methods of enticing customers to buy their goods.



I'm not very sure if it's true, (if it IS true, I DEFINITELY want to have a look. Err no hidden agenda about that.) but I'm told that there will be super-hot-nose-bleeding babes will sell this weird tasting good and after every purchase you are allowed to grab their boobs and mould it like you mould dough...



Ok not really, but yea you are allowed to grope em for a while! Hell yea let's (rhyme bosoms with something) Who's to say that these business will fail despite it's ill tasting product. Though I have not personally tried this edible THING, the reaction from my colleagues is a good enough deterrent.



(Ok let's pause here for a bit... Let the guys fantasize about those grope-able bosoms.)



Crazy daisies! Taiwanese sure are one horny bunch of people. I've been seeing and hearing so much stories related to sex that I'm beginning to think that prostitution isn't such a taboo as everyone makes it out to be anymore. Just outside my camp has a few whore houses already. And yes! I've seen a few of them hawking their wares after last light with their fat mama-sans. (These are the main attractions when we're on our way sending rations.) Oh and how about a price quote for those soulja boys?



1200 NT - 20 mins of heaven, which equates to about S$60.

AND if you know people around here:
1000NT for 2 hrs, that's about 50 bucks.

Don't ask me how I know all these prices so well. I'm just the guy who happened to be there listening at the right time and right place. Really.

That's all.

Well I'm off to feed the hungry souls out there doing sentry again. It's time to oggle at the prostitutes and breathe in the wonderful smell of XIANG JI PA!!

"Tell him I have a tiger down in my pants!" says my indian friend to me to translate to our taiwanese driver.